Q. I ain't worried about the accident shit right now.
Let me get her a blow and get her sample. I know they are on
video. I hung her up to dry on that. She gets to the stop
light I mean she is telling me, well, she abruptly slams on the
brakes, blah, blah, blah.
So l ain' t too worried about that. I mean what i s the
chance of hitting a fucking drunk with a cat jumping out the
window. I think they should hold stars for her and I, that's
funny. (Unintelligible) only motherfucker __
Q. Yes. Just let me space the whole thing out. i will
do the narrative for you. I know how I am going to word this,
the cat gets him off the hook. .
I will write the narrative out for you. I will tell
you exactly how to word it so it can get him off the hook.
Q. i am going to show you something. We are going to
bend this a little bit.
Q. Because she is drunk so it is what it is.
A. Hey, You are the expert.
Q. Well, I don't want to make things up ever, because
it's wrong, but if I need to bend ita little bit to protect a
cop I'm gonna. You see the angle of her car --
Q. You see where it's like this?
Q. As far as I am concerned I am going to word it she, is
in the left hand lane.
(Rumpole: What happens next is that the officers, having agreed to doctor the accident report to hurt the defendant and help the officer now need to call over the officer who is taking pictures and get him/her on board so that the photographs don't inadvertently reveal the coverup and perjury.)
Q. Andre. (Unintelligible) Andre, come here a minute.
We'll do a little Walt Disney to protect the cop because it
wouldn't have matter because she is drunk anyway. You see the
angle of her car? You see where the collision is?
Q. You have already taken photographs yes or no?
Q. Well, is there any way -- this is what I want to
articulate that she was in this lane and cut over to this lane.
It was at the angle what I tried to do with my head on camera is
follow the cat. If the cat were to jump you could get to her
exactly. That's what I want.
A. (Unintelligible) .
Q. You don't have to get any pictures I need or any
whatever, because I don't want Joe to get any (unintelligible).
That's not fair to him. She is freaking hammered anyway.